i was lazying at the computer lab when my hp beep. so there was one message received from alep.
alep: bie. you have been selected to do a commercial. me: hah!???
he didn't reply. then i gave him a call.
me: oi! commercial ape sak??? (panic! panic!) alep: eh asl u call? asl tak msg? me: aku msg kau tak reply bodoh. alep: ohhhh. ah aritu i came acrossed an advertisement. abe dier nak org untuk buat commercial then i kasi your name lah. skali dapat sak. me: biar betol? alep: ak ah betol. u kan nak jadi model sangat so i write your name lah. me: takmu bedek ahhh! alep: yak allah betol. i pon terperanjat u are being selected. me: eh takmu main-main sak. alep: betoooool. gaji dier pon not bad. me: confirm pe? sumpah? alep: sumpaaaaaah. me: eh sial lah asal u pandai-pandai sak? commercial ape ehhh? alep: commercial dier power. u confirm boleh punye. me: ape lah? alep: its a commercial on macam mane org kecik boleh jadi besar! me: OTAK KAAAAAAAAAAAUUU! alep: eh macam u pe! me: diam ah bodooooh! alep: kalo u tak suke tu, ade lagi satu ni macam mane org tak jambu nak step jambu! me: eh aku lawa pe! alep: eh terase pe girl?
KANINA CHIAO CIBAI JANGAN SAMPAI AKU SUMPAH KAU SAKIT JUBO MACAM DAN EEHHHHH! ALEP BABI HANGOS BODOH NAK MAMPOS! AAAAAAARRRGH.
dah ah. i want to be on a mission to lose weight ahhh. bye!
